Best Short Blonde Jokes

By Nigel Helmer Q: How does a blonde make instant pudding? A: She places the box in the microwave and looks for the "instant pudding setting" button. Q: Why do blondes have elevator jobs? A: They do not know the route. Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: On the back she saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche. Q: Why are the Japanese so smart? A: They have no blondes. Q: What